Miss Jarea: Scandinavia`s leading female Dj of UK HardStyles

Quote by MissJarea

2. it's a shaved hole in on of her eyebrowns...

Quote by Boot

When do we attack?:)

Quote by Jokke

I've got a better plan. We should know by now how female DJs (especially the young bitches) get their gigs in Norway, don't we? There's a comprehensive DJ list at Partynett, just like the one we have here at Platinum. Now all we have to do is to pretend to be promoters from Finland looking for new talent, that's all it takes. Isn't life grand!!!

Don't bother with bitch #2 (DJ EliZe) though, she's already been booked. :D

Quote by Tres

Yes!

But we should hurry, 'cause the local promoters seem
to mean business as they recruit fresh new talents at parties:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=2156&orderby=titleA

Quote by Tres

I was already replying on this, but then I noticed
that the SHAVED HOLE was only on her eyebrows.

Shit! The Norwegians have even grasped the concept of
killer advertizing done cheap!!! I think FM should
take notes on the innovative ad placement here!!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8667&orderby=titleA

This is how you should be promoting platinum!

Fack.

:(

Maybe they're just friends...

I still think a extremely violent attack would be a better solution. That would also take care of the norwegian competitors. :D

Quote by Boot

I still think a extremely violent attack would be a better solution. That would also take care of the norwegian competitors. :D

Quote by Jokke

Wait, wait, wait! Are you saying that there's still another bitch out there we don't know anything about?

Bitch #1 = is no longer a bitch as you're friends again
Bitch #2 = Elize
Bitch #3 = someone who posted THAT post to the Norwegian board

Am I right if I say bitch #1 is the girl who sleeps her way to the top? But since she's your friend, she's no longer considered to be a bitch. We all know Elize is this 16 year old little bitch, no problems there whatsoever. But who on earth is this bitch #3? If I understand your post correctly, you're saying that bitch #3 posted the naked truth about bitch #1, ie the things bitch #2 had witnessed, before you had posted anything here? If this is the case, shouldn't everybody be picking on bitch #3 rather than you? I scrolled up to find this out, but you had edited some of your earlier posts. With bitches here, there and everywhere I can't be the only one who has difficulties following this thread.

After reading your post again I realise that by THAT you must mean the post you made. First I thought that THAT meant discovering the "sleeping ones way to the top" business. Like I said, this is a hard thread to follow. Sorry. :)

You've got a point there, but are you sure you now what you're up against? They have http://www.partynett.com/djdb/viewdj.php?id=1141&picid=1DJ Subsoniq, Spritneybears DJ Team and last but not least, Phrode & Neo (Norways answer to Proteus and Neon).

Don't forget the Kamikaze-squad of the Royal Norwegian Airforce!½!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8714&orderby=titleA

Quote by Tres

Don't forget the Kamikaze-squad of the Royal Norwegian Airforce!½!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8714&orderby=titleA

Quote by Lachesis

Laughin' my ass off at the moment...

Quote by Tres

Don't forget the Kamikaze-squad of the Royal Norwegian Airforce!1/2!

Quote by hexasonik

and dont forget the fact that norway used to be the home country of violent heavy metal freaks only 10 years ago!

http://www.burzum.com/

thus, anyone attacking the ancient land of vikings should be real properly armed and contain at least mediocre combat skills! :)

Quote by Tres

Scary as hell! I'm with Jokke's peacefull yet cunning plan to
present us as promoters from Finland. A lot safer that way,
'cause the don't seem to be too bright! This guy even doesn't
realize that he needs AN ACTUAL WRIST WATCH to check
the time!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8742&orderby=titleA

BEWARE! THERE BE DRAGONS! someone's BREATHING FIRE!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=5266&orderby=titleA

Just a word from a concerned onlooker to the brave men of Finland preparing to infiltrate norwegian borders, bear in mind that this is what you're up against:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=526&orderby=titleA

:-U

Pay particular attention to the "Air Guitar"-stance and the devious city-camouflage skin tone!

Quote by Paarma

Just a word from a concerned onlooker to the brave men of Finland preparing to infiltrate norwegian borders, bear in mind that this is what you're up against:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=526&orderby=titleA

:-U

Pay particular attention to the "Air Guitar"-stance and the devious city-camouflage skin tone!

Miss Jarea:
Scandinavia's leading female Dj of UK HardStyles // Short Bio 2006

(changed and updatet 27.07.06)
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Miss Jarea started her career way back in 1997 as a Drum'n Bass DJ, but it wasn't until the year 2000 that she discovered the UK underground scene and got totally addicted to that sound. Finding her true passion, she shortly after started her first performances all across Norway, building her name from the small local clubs to huge renowned events like Sundance, Milk Club, Resurrection and even Hyperstate / Biblos. With weekly broadcastings on international web radio's such as PureDJ.com and ID&T Radio, international gigs and releases, Miss Jarea is Scandinavia's Nr.1 DJ.

Playing a smooth blend of UK HardHouse, HardTrance, Dutch HardStyle, NRG and HardTechno, Jarea has many faces.

On the production side, Miss Jarea has been releasing projects since 2001, and currently several big international labels such as Riot, Nukleuz, Passion, Scum records and Vicious Circle have shown interest in her work. In January 2005, Jarea made a record deal with Carnal Records, and is currently releasing major floor fillers on this label.

Under pressure of the increasing international demand for her performance, Miss Jarea moved to Amsterdam in 2003, where she hooked up with among others the Dutch HardTrance promoter Q-Dance witch resulted in a performance at QlubTempo.

During that year she managed to arranged a brand new residency in LA and various other bookings in Scandinavia, Holland, Switzerland, Poland, Germany, Luxembourg, Egypt, USA, Canada and UK to mention a few. Currently, Jarea is working on her upcoming productions and planning her 2007 world tour.

Her first EP `Missing You' / `No Control' got signed to Carnal Records (Purple Eye Entertainment) early in 2005 and has been hitting Dance Charts all across the globe for several months since its release in January 2005. Her 2nd EP `Move Ya Head' / `Evil Seeds' released October 17th same year, also received massive feedback and airplay worldwide!!!
The Ep was listed as one of the 20 most sold HardTrance EP's last winter and received great reviews by several big international dj's like Marco V and Tom Harding as well as music magazines, including the International Upfront and DJ Magazine which listed it as one of Top 5 must have tracks - rated 5/5 stars. Even the UK based and very influential radio BBC 1's radio show The Residency as well as Judge Jules regularly play Miss Jarea's tracks on their shows.

The current upcoming release `Brain Damage' / `Schizophrenia' and RBA-No Alternative remix has been getting great promo feedback from some of the biggest UK producers and djs in the world, predicting this to be a huge dancefloor filler this summer.

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Discography

Miss Jarea EP - Brain Damage / Schizophrenia (Grimlock Recordings / Passion Records UK comoing out Fall 2006)
Miss Jarea EP - Over Yo Head / Evil Seeds (Carnal Records - 2005)
Miss Jarea EP - Missing You / No Control (Carnal Records - 2005)
Dan Brinslee & Miss Jarea - Adrenalina (Dan Don't - 2004)
Dan Brinslee & Miss Jarea - It's Getting Closer (Dan Don't - 2003)
Miss Jarea - Soul Commander part II (Dan Don't - 2003)
Miss Jarea - Next Time / Don't Disturb (Dan Don't - 2003)
DJ Dulce vs DJ Miss Jarea - Soul Commander (Shock Records - 2003)
Eskimo feat Miss Jares - Call Me Poison (CNR InDisc Records - 2001)
Eskimo feat Miss Jarea - Tell Me (CNR InDisc Records - 2000)

Latest Compilation

Miss Jarea - Evolution Of Kaos ( ID&T Netherlands - Nov 2005)